how does ed manage to look perfect in every single picture that get’s taken of him
I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong but
What’s the tallest buildings in your city?
THE LIBRARY BECAUSE IT HAS THE MOST STORIES
I can’t believe I’m being punder arrest.
better stop off at the next motorway services since i've been driving for 3 hours, which is 1 hour more than the highway code recommends!!
yeah it's a pretty short drive only like 47 hours if i don't stop